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"Mom, that man looks like a thumb" — the honest moment nobody asked for
A kid in the cereal aisle just said it, full volume, no context. Kids don't understand that some observations are supposed to stay in your head.
READ STORY ↗A first grader wrote "I like my dad because he is not dead" on Father's Day card
The bar is not dead. That's it. That's the whole standard. Not kind, not playful. Just continues to exist in the living state.
READ STORY ↗Kid logic: "Pickles are just angry cucumbers"
Completely wrong. Weirdly philosophical. More memorable than the actual answer about brining and fermentation.
READ STORY ↗"Why do grown-ups ask questions they already know the answer to?" — the question that ends parenting
A very fair point. "Did you eat the whole box of cookies?" Yes. Obviously. Why are we doing this theater?
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