Repeat Offenders

A home for the serial dumbasses, grifters, clowns, and professional embarrassments who earn repeat mention.

Resident Dumbasses

Government Waste

Elon Musk — built a government efficiency project that cost more than it saved

March 27, 2026

Fired 385,000 federal workers, spent over $10 billion in paid leave. Arrived with maximum confidence, delivered maximum chaos.

Capitol Insurrection

Jake Lang — Capitol attacker, Senate candidate, guy who announced his run by threatening to do it again

March 26, 2026

11-count indictment. Pardoned. Influencer. Senate candidate. Campaign launch: "WE ARE TAKING OVER THE CAPITOL AGAIN."

Spin Artists

The modern cabinet spin artist — confident delivery, immediate fact-check

March 25, 2026

AP has to run dedicated fact-checks on Cabinet meetings. That's not normal. That's what happens when the gap between official version and reality becomes consistent.